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Be careful. You have an important
decision to make. Will you desert your family or, despite the risks,
STAND BY YOUR MAN? |
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Mrs Micawber
'My dear Mr Copperfield,' said Mrs Micawber, 'of your friendly interest
in all our affairs, I am well assured. My family may consider it banishment,
if they please; but I am a wife and mother, and I will never desert
Mr. Micawber.' |
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Stop whinging over old romances. A
bit of a suntan might improve your chances. Get out and get a life.
Or a sun bed! |
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Miss Havisham
'Look at me' said Miss Havisham. 'You are not afraid of a woman who
has never seen the sun since you were born?' I regret to state I was
not afraid of telling the enormous lie comprehended in the answer,
'No.' 'Do you know what I touch here?' she said, laying her hands,
one upon the other, on her left side. 'Yes, ma'am.' 'What do I touch?'
'Your heart.' 'Broken!' |
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Using the examples above, select
one of the following symbols and create your own horoscope.
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The best ones we receive will be
posted in The Hard Times.
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